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“姓名?”
“楊曉。”
“年齡?”
“22?!?
“性別?”
“王隊,這也要問啊?難道您看我是女的?”楊曉苦笑道。
話還沒落音,后面一個人就拿起桌上一疊材料紙給他頭上來了一下,“叫你答你就答,哪那么多廢話?”
“性別?”
“男?!?
“文化程度?”
“大學……沒讀完?!?
“那就是高中!什么大學沒讀完,有沒有文化?”
“你嗎的,老子明明讀過一年大學,還是上海交大好不好?”楊曉暗自腹誹不已。
“職業?”
“銷售經理?!?
“工作單位?”
“浦東泰云名車館?!?
“楊曉是吧,聽好了!你涉嫌攻擊公務人員,盜搶公共財物,有什么屁話現在快說!”王隊長打著官腔義正言辭地說道。
“我是真的冤枉!王隊,你把我手機給我,打個電話您老就明白了?!?
“給你打電話,讓你串供啊?在這里給我乖乖待著,老子現在就去拷了王大川,嗎的錢不交錢拖半年,老子工資都要被扣光了……現在又把車偷走,老子不整死你!”王隊長招呼著人罵罵咧咧邊出門去了,留下一個警察看著楊曉。臨出門還不忘打開柜子拿了副手銬。
楊曉叫苦不迭,胡璃清啊胡璃清,這下你可是害慘我了,還有那個什么maymi,都沒一個好人?。?
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“誒誒!沒錢沒錢,出去!”坐在門口的警察突然叫了起來,“誒!你這和尚,來勁了是不?叫你出去!”
楊曉手被拷在水管上正昏昏欲睡,聽見叫罵聲睜眼一看,不由得心下一喜,那和尚不正是慧遺大師?
“這位施主,老衲是來贖人的?!被圻z大師一臉慈祥。
“這和尚,還拽文呢!”那警察咧嘴朝楊曉一笑,又轉頭斥道,“贖什么人?你當這是妓院啊?”
“老衲與這位楊施主有幾句話要說,施主若是不便贖人,可否回避一下?”
“回避你個****,再不走老子連你也銬起來!”警察不樂意了,伸手去拿桌下的警棍。
慧遺大師卻動作更快,他伸手從懷里掏出那根黑棒棒,對著那警察就是一捅。警察抽搐了幾下,觸電似的倒了。
楊曉愣道,“牛?。∧@如來大佛棍可夠厲害的。但是這……沒關系嗎?”
慧遺大師雙手一合,那根黑棒棒莫名其妙的就不見了。“善哉善哉!要不是為了楊施主你,老衲也不會出此下策?!币贿呎f著,他在警察兜里掏了幾下,掏出鑰匙解開了楊曉的手銬。
“大師!這,就這么一走了之行嗎?”楊曉突然覺得不妥。突然有人進來打翻警察,就這么把他帶走,萬一他被說成現行黑社會就不好了。
“楊施主,你可知你已經惹上禍端了?”
“昂?我惹什么事?”楊曉稍一思索,哭喪著臉道,“那飛行汽車也不是我弄走的??!”
“諾老衲算計無誤,楊施主幾日內恐有血光之災,還是速速隨我來?!被圻z大師看起來并不像開玩笑。
“不會吧?”楊曉心中忐忑,但還是隨慧遺大師走出了聯防處大門。
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“楊施主請上車。”
兩人面前是一輛黑色的奔馳G500。
“行啊,大師!有品味,這車可不便宜。”楊曉面露羨色,沒想到這老和尚還挺有錢。
慧遺大師也不二話,坐上車,僧袍一撩就掏出那根大佛棍。他彎腰下去,對著方向盤下面又是一捅,車子嘶嘶響了幾聲,轟的一下發動起來。
楊曉遲疑道:“您這根棍子倒真是挺好使,不過您這是——偷的車?”
“要不是為了楊施主你,老衲斷不會出此下策……”
“我說慧遺大師,咱們有一說一,您是救了我,但這偷車的事可賴不到我頭上。誒!這后座躺著的這位是?”
“要不是為了楊施主你,老衲也不會出此下策……”
“打住打住!大師您也是得道高僧,殺人搶車這事也做的出來???”
慧遺大師雙手合十,轉頭沉聲道:“那位施主并無大礙,幾個時辰后便能自行醒過。倒是楊施主,你可知自己已經惹上殺身之禍?”
楊曉面上一呆,“請大師明示?!?
“今日午時法事,劫走你那位白衣女子,你可知她是誰?”
“是誰?”
“老衲如今也是不知。”
得,逗我玩呢?楊曉是氣不打一處來,“大師不是在說笑吧?”
慧遺大師繼續說道,“不過,雖然老衲不知那位白衣女子究竟是誰,卻知道她有瞬間移動之能!”
“對對!她的確能瞬移,剛才我還看到一個外國女的——后來跟她打一起去了——也會瞬移?!睏顣悦Σ坏f道。
慧遺大師嘆口氣道:“唉!正是匹夫無罪,懷璧其罪?!?
“懷什么壁?我什么都沒有?。俊?
“這附近可有麥當勞?”
“什……什么?”